I have lost my mind

So a few weeks ago I discover our medical card for insurance has too much money on it. If we don't use this money we lose it, lovely thought indeed. So I make a decision which should be reserved for mental patients. He maybe I should go in to the dentist for a little torture. Isn't congress debating torture? Isn't there laws against such random acts of violence? Not in this case, I decided to have my teeth fixed and have appliances installed in my mouth. (Braces):(
I seat here this morning picking at last nights fine culinary delight from Panda Express, trying to eat and all my mouth is saying STOP IT! Yesterday was a great confidence builder, The torture chamber ghoul, oh I mean dental assistant informs me having braces installed is the best weight loss program known to man. Indeed I believe he is correct, all I have had done is let them place spacers inside my mouth and all ready I am miserable. I know of no other place we go to embrace such pains other then the dentist. We as lemmings go of to this house of pain to have our mouths torn at, poked at, pried on, and just in general tortured. Are we all nuts? Should we all see a shrink? Is there no relief from our on insanity?
I will surely regret my decision to have these chains laid across all of my teeth for the next year. I guess the up side here is, I will be about as fat as Twiggy was in the sixties.
Save yourself from yourself DON'T GO TO THE DENTIST!